I tell you, Bluebird knows her humor! Enjoy!
I hope you enjoy these Monday morning laughs from Dahlia. Check out her post!
Hello friends! How was your day? I spent an exhausting weekend catching up on my allergies. Now myriad muscles are crying out in protest against the unwarranted exercise due to excessive sneezing. And it hurts the most when I laugh. Ah well enough of my woes – time to laugh a bit. I just returned […]
Dear Deer talk?
I AM SURE THIS IS TRUE. THEY LOOK INNOCENT BUT I KNOW BETTER.
Wassup? Nuthin. Where is she? On the couch, STILL in her pajamas. What are we gonna do? Nuthin. I mean it. It’s no fun unless she’s chasin’ us, barking like a fool dog. Or tossing ice cubes all over the place. What about those day lilies? They look mighty tasty. Jus’ wait. No fun eating them if she can’t chase us away. It gives me indigestion to eat and run. Aw, wimp. Hang on. It’ll be worth it. Don’t you already have enough photos of her running up the hill, tripping on branches? I’m hoping for fame, dude. Something that can go viral. I hate that word. Huh? Viral. My aunt got the viral and she went all Terminator. Dude, the only zombie deer is in that crazy movie, Train to Busan. Maybe it’s real. Naw, your aunt ate too many of those day lilies, is all. I think she’s watching us. You’re paranoid, little brother. She’s got a gimp leg and acts all stupid. What do you mean? You saw her putting a Venus fly trap on the porch, right? Who does that? All I’m sayin’ is this is a waste of time. Eat a few periwinkles, then. Maybe it’ll perk her up. I thought you said she wasn’t watchin’ us. [Sigh}
Read more funnies (and everything about writing) at Esther Newton’s blog!
I bring you astounding news. You won’t be able to believe this, but…
This is hilarious! I wonder how long it took them to perfect this? Click and enjoy!
If your dream career is conducting a symphony orchestra, you might want to reconsider. Aleksey Igudesman, Sebastian Gürtler, and the Upper Austrian Youth Orchestra demonstrate:
Gotta love these! My Facebook posts are NEVER this good!
You gotta love this guy!
A year ago today, hundreds of people tragically lost their eyesight as a result seeing me in a red thong for my role in “The Nedinator,” a 6-minute movie spoof that premiered in our local theater the same night as “The Terminator: Genysis.” The movie was heralded by critics as “Ned’s best 6-minute performance.” And my wife agrees. For anyone who started […]
I’m sure you will enjoy Ned Hickson’s humor! In his own words, he’s a gas!
It struck me this morning at the gym while diligently pumping iron from a seated position at the smoothie bar. There are a number of similarities between reaching your fitness goals and writing goals. In both cases, you will likely fail if you attempt too much too fast. Especially if you’re trying to show off and accidentally flatulate […]
I am dog sitting this week for my sister’s dog and I had forgotten the joys of the CWUC – Canine wake up call! Who needs an alarm clock..