If you are old enough, and most of you are not, you might have heard a song called “Who Wears Short Shorts?” More a bit of jingle than anything, I was reminded of that song when I saw this Belk back-to school ad for teachers. It says a lot about something, just not sure what. Are all teachers really that young (because you don’t want to see me in these)? Do some schools really allow their teachers to wear these skimpy shorts? And if so, what is the dress code for kids?? If these shorts are simply summer gear, why is it advertised as a back-to-school sale? Mine is not to ponder why; mine is just to shop and buy.