* Do orchids lie? Yep.

orchid.jpgI know, I know.  These flowers aren’t orchids or even a true orchid color.  Orchids always might die when I touch them, which has started this rumor that I’m the big bad witch of orchids or something.  I have a rep for killing them and all green living things.  I’m not as bad as they say, honestly.  In fact, orchids are not known for their veracity.  To put it bluntly, they lie!  Go to orchidaceaelieaboutme.com for the REAL truth about these lying scumbags flowers.  There.  Now I feel better.

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