I just read a hilarious post on Chris Pratt’s Facebook page. In case you don’t know who Chris Pratt is, he starred in Guardians of the Galaxy and heads up Jurassic World, another probable hit in the Jurassic Park series. I can’t wait!
Here’s Chris’ preemptive strike against all things PC:
I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it is I end up accidentally saying during the forthcoming #JurassicWorld press tour. I hope you understand it was never my intention to offend anyone and I am truly sorry. I swear. I’m the nicest guy in the world. And I fully regret what I (accidentally will have) said in (the upcoming foreign and domestic) interview(s).
I am not in the business of making excuses. I am just dumb. Plain and simple. I try. I REALLY try! When I do (potentially) commit the offensive act for which I am now (pre) apologizing you must understand I (will likely have been) tired and exhausted when I (potentially) said that thing I (will have had) said that (will have had) crossed the line. Those rooms can get stuffy and the hardworking crews putting these junkets together need some entertainment! (Likely) that is who I was trying to crack up when I (will have had) made that tasteless and unprofessional comment. Trust me. I know you can’t say that anymore. In fact in my opinion it was never right to say the thing I definitely don’t want to but probably will have said. To those I (will have) offended please understand how truly sorry I already am. I am fully aware that the subject matter of my imminent forthcoming mistake, a blunder (possibly to be) dubbed “JurassicGate” is (most likely) in no way a laughing matter. To those I (will likely have had) offended rest assured I will do everything in my power to make sure this doesn’t happen (again).
You just gotta love this guy!
He genuinely seems like a fun, sweet, likeable guy. I loved him on Parks & Rec…
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Yes, he does seem like an authentic person. We just started watching P & R and it is hilarious. He also does a lot of volunteer work with kids. Check out his Facebook page. It’s pretty cool. Thanks for reading and commenting!
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Thanks for sharing, I didn’t catch this on Facebook. I love Chris Pratt, and his humour. He cracks me up. The speech is clever, especially given the criticisms around other recent tours 🙂
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He is SO funny, isn’t he? I think he must “play himself” to some degree in his roles. I wonder how he will make jokes in Jurassic World. Thanks for sharing!
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I’m really looking forward to Jurassic World. I loved him in Guardians of the Galaxy, and I imagine his personality is reflected in his roles. It certainly seems like it from interviews – he’s always magnetic! Can you tell I’m a fan 😉
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Yeah, I think that comes across! And he also seems like a good guy. Not pretentious.
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True 🙂
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A pre-emptive apology – awesome! haha!
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He is so clever! I wonder how long it took him to put that together. I guess if he watches the news, he’s heard it all before.
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He’s clever enough to establish his conversational repairs early lol I think he has a brilliant understanding of the media and a greater self awareness than he realises.
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